guess who's secretly gay. I dunno. Guess?

Booyaa. She's groovy, she's sexy, smart, talented and funny!

Well that rules me out.

WHAT DOES BEING BRITISH MEAN TO YOU?
1. Are you male/female?






2. What age bracket do you fit into?
5-7 8-10 11-13 14-17






3. Are you originally from England?
[ ] yes [ ] No






4. Were you born in Britain?
[ ] Yes [ ] No







5. Would you call yourself patriotic?
[ ] Yes [ ] No







6. When someone shouts out: England sucks ass, and it’s a miserable little island at odds with the rest of Europe, what’s your reaction?
[ ] Shout back something equally degrading
[ ] Walk away, you don’t really give a damn.
[ ] Persistently argue otherwise.
[ ] Agree with them because you think they’re right.
[ ] Other






7. A) If you were asked to represent a country in the Olympics, would you choose Britain?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

B) If yes, then why?

[ ] England is my home; I wouldn’t want to represent any other place.
[ ] Because I know I’d lose, and that way I’d humiliate them because that’s what they deserve.
[ ] I feel I owe it to England.
[ ] It’s just the best. No more to say really!
C) If no, then why?
[ ] There are so many better places, why would I choose England?
[ ] Because I don’t like England.
[ ] They don’t even deserve it!
[ ] Just because I’m British, it doesn’t mean I have to represent the place!


8. What does being British mean for you?
[ ] A place to live, learn, and earn!
[ ] It means nothing, and I’ll get out as soon as I can!
[ ] For as long as my wardrobe is full of expensive clothes that you can get here and only here, I love this place!
[ ] It’s who I am.
[ ] I’m moving somewhere SUNNY ASAP!








9. Are British people the best type of people?
[ ] Far from it!
[ ] Of course, because I’m one!
[ ] Depends on the person.
[ ] No, they’re all racist and snobby and nationalist.
[ ] you can’t be British, and a bad person at the same time. It just doesn’t work that way!

Emotional people - spare me

Another good one, when Alex Burke broke down on X-factor, when she won, she was just crying and crying and nearly fainted and it was HILARIOUS (but irritating).

So funny, this actress who is usually really reserved etc, just broke down crying at the award ceremony. I just laughed. I think it is so silly when people get all emotional, especially on shows like X-factor or American Idol. This is Gwyneth Palrtow by the way (just in case you were wondering)
Okay gotta go now, I'm being anti-social just spending too much time at this pretty little desk. Ta-ta Loves!

THIS IS MY CAR. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. SO THERE!

Some Katy Perry (For the fans, I'm not gay but she's cool - and she's not gay either so there)

Dr Seuss is AWESOME!

I now officially love Dr Seuss books, they're so cool! They're all in rhyme, and there's this really funny one called Horton Hatches an Egg. Look it up they're really good.
This is one of my favorites:

Too Many Daves

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out “Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.

GENIUS!

Oh, and here's a lame but catchy song if you're ever bored: Sandcastle Disco, Solange Knowles (B-yonce's sister)

Here's some more awesome ones:

How to tell a Klotz from a Glotz

Well, the Glotz, you will notice,

has lots of black spts.

The Klotz is quite different

with lots of black dots.

But the big problem is

that the spots on a Glotz

are about the same size

as the dots in a Klotz.

So you first have to spot

who the one with the dots is.

Then it's easy to tell

Who the Klotz or the Glotz is.

There are so many things

that you really should know.

And tha'ts why I'm bothering

telling you so.

You should know the first names

of the Fudnuddler Brothers

who like to pile on the heads of the others.

If you start at the top,

there are Bipper and Bud

and Skipper and Jud,

Horatio, Horace, and Hendrix and Hud,

and then come Dinwoodie and Dinty and Dud,

also Fitzsimmon and Fredrick and Fud,

and Slinkey and Stinkey and Stuart and Stud.

And, down at the bottom is poor little Lud.

But if Lud ever sneezes,

his name will be MUD.

Brilliant stuff?? Yes I think so. Look some up, I promise the search will not be in vain. They're hard to find online though.. I only found these when Mom borrowed them from the library as reading books for Chloe. I kind of stole them now. YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK!

Anyhoo, I planned on making this an especially long post because I (duh) haven't been posting up much lately. UNFORTUNATLEY I can't think of much else to talk about.... (to those who don't know me so well I NEVER have this problem is real life. Seriously, I never shut up xD).

Ho hum..

Diddly dum

Wacky bum-bum

Frikin kabumb

Hackers hayung

Clackers Be-dunged.

Well it's not Dr Seuss... xD.

Here's some scotch:

Wee, crimson-tippet Willie Wink,

Wae's me, drear, dree, and dra,

A waeful thocht, a fearsome flea,

A wuthering wind, and a'.

Sair, sair thy mither sabs her land,

Her een, her mou are wat;

Her cauld kail hae the corbies ta'en,

And grievously she grat.

Ah me, the suthering of the wid!

Ah me, the waesome mither!

Ah me, the bairnies left ahind,

The shither, hither, blither!

FINITO (I did not write that it is in 'What Katy Did at School')

Darey and Caryl are moping because I'm taking so long about this so I'm gonna do something else with me (precious) life.

I LOVE YOU MILTON KEYNES *applause, cheers* *bows, curtseys*