00:57


wicked cool innit? when i heard the song on the radio i thought she was a black... guess not! she's australian!

02:20

bla bla bla

bla bla la bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
did i mention bla?
bippety boppity b-day 2 me ho ho ho merry christmas and har dee har har to that too i say

love song:

head in the toilet
no one told me
not to flush or down you'll go.
so here i remain,
and will sta-a-a-ay

apologize:

holding on yer rope was the best the i could do.
i flushed it, then the g-force dragged me down the loooo
tell me just to hold on, the i started slippin down, but wait!
finally found a foot grip, dono what it is but, i Am safe!

then i look down, "is that one mine!"
is that mine?
yeah i look down, and see the sight.
it is mine.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


enjoy smelly songs with socrates

02:21



here is a cool game i opied off cathy's blog lol:D

07:22

stuff and nonsense

hai ppl i've already updated once today but im bored so ill do it again i guess *grins*





























okaii im not sure waht to put up. IM me when you want me to stop putting pictures up all the time and do some proper writing.





























hott girls:












so there they are! the first one is (of course) shakira. hottie hottie wish i looked like her.
Michelle branch in blkack and white... ho hum not incredible, but still...
dulce maria, spanish, hott, famous, what more could you want?




































03:07


i am gonna post up pics of gorgeous dresses okay?

my gosh that black woman makes sarah look tiny! sarah's dress is hot tho innit?

































okay so which one is cutest?

11:55


I tell you these ppl really know how to put on a show! I wish i could move like that. I like it when the guy sings the bit "i didnt know that she could dance lak this" in that laid back voice its well cool. I would put up the actual music video but embedding has been disabled so you'd have to go for it urself if u havent already seen it! okay imj gonna hunt for another... beautiful liar is also okay but not so great and i can't use that one eitehr becaues embedding has been disabled. mad that is such a pain why is all the cool stuff un-copyable. omg i just realized you guys no that song where the woman has a weird voice sings in spanish and stuff on that cd with the mixed different songs and the one bit where she sounded good was the ai ai aiaiaiai? well that's shakira.

01:38


Paltrow was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of Blythe Danner, an actress, and the late Bruce Paltrow, a film and television director, writer, and producer. Paltrow's father was of Ashkenazi Russian Jewish descent and her mother was raised a Quaker; Paltrow acknowledges her Jewish roots. Raised in Santa Monica, she attended Crossroads School before moving and attending Spence School, a private girls' school in New York City which was also attended by Emmy Rossum and Kerry Washington. Later she briefly studied art history at the University of California, Santa Barbara, before discontinuing her degree and committing herself to acting. Paltrow has a younger brother, Jake Paltrow, and is a cousin of actress Katherine Moennig. She is an "adopted daughter" of Talavera de la Reina (Spain), where at age 15 she spent a month as an exchange student and learned Spanish.Paltrow was childhood friends with Saturday Night Live's Maya Rudolph.

thought i'd put that up because she is also a favorite.


Now I'm posting up the most bitchiest of bitchy actresses/singers.
No bios this time just pics.

okay so why exactly are these two famous? srsly i have no clue.















these two were millionaires before they were six!
it's not their fault they're that bitchy i guess. wtv.















the problem is that all these bitches are fabulously pretty and wealthy. why? why not the cool ppl who even tho they're not so pretty, are still cool most of the time like my mates and me. srsly, it's not like they're talented or anything.

05:44



Okay so in my last post I said I would post up my favorite actors and actresses so here they are. I said I would put up mini biographies but they will have to be very mini because there are alot of them!





First up is the FRIENDS team:


(L-R) David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Anniston, Matt LeBlanc, Courtney Cox, and Matthew Perry.

Born on November 2nd, 1966 in Astoria, New York, USA.
Height: 6'1"
Born in New York and raised in Los Angeles, Schwimmer was encouraged by a high school instructor to attend a summer program in acting at Northwestern University. Inspired by that experience, he returned to Northwestern where he received a bachelor's degree in speech/theater. In 1988, along with seven other Northwestern graduates, he co-founded Chicago's Looking glass Theatre Company.

Interesting Facts about him:

  • He was born on his mother's birthday.
  • Said: I would like to become a public school teacher after Friends ends.
  • Went to the same high school as Angelina Jolie.

Lisa Kudrow:

Born on the 30th July 1953, Encino, California, USA.

Height: 5'8"

Interesting Facts:

  • Her father, Lee, was a physician and her mother, Nedra, was a travel agent.
  • Has a son: Julian Murray.
  • She waited to marriage (age 31) to lose her virginity. Said in "People" magazine that her mother told her it was a special gift for her husband.
  • Her character Phoebe Buffay in "Friends" (1994) became pregnant with her brother's triplets to cover up Kudrow's own pregnancy.
  • Tallest female member of the cast of "Friends" (1994).

Jennifer Anniston:

Born on February 11th, 1969, Sherman Oaks, Californioa, USA.

Height: 5'5"

Interesting Facts:

  • Was married to Brad pitt from 29th July - 2nd October 2005.
  • Raised in Greece and New York City.
  • Chosen in 1999 as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful People in the World.
  • Has a fear of flying.
  • Was known as a class clown in high school.
  • Met ex-husband Brad Pitt on a blind date.

Matt LeBlanc:

Born on July 25th, 1967, Newton, Massachussetts, USA


Nickname: Matty


Height: 5' 9¼"

Interesting Facts:

  • After graduating from high school, he spent some time as a photo model in Florida before moving to New York where he took drama classes. After a few small roles on stage and on TV, he became famous for his role as Joey in "Friends" (1994), and in a less successful spin-off, "Joey" (2004). From 2003 to 2006, he was married to Melissa McKnight, with whom he had one child, Marina Pearl.
  • Also works as a model. Is a trained carpenter. Interested in parachute jumping, car racing and landscape photographing.
  • Is of mixed heritage: French, Irish, Italian, Dutch and English.

Courtney Cox:

Nickname: CeCe/Coco


Height5' 5" (1.65 m)

Interesting Facts:

  • She became a rebellious teen, and did not make things easy for her mother, and new step-father, New York businessman Hunter Copeland. Now, she is great friends with both. She attended Mountain Brook High School, where she was a cheerleader, tennis player and swimmer. In her final year, she received her first taste of modeling. She appeared in an advert for the store, Parisians. Upon graduation, she left Alabama to study architecture and interior design at Mount Vernon College. After one year she dropped out to a pursue a modeling career in New York, after being signed by the prestigious Ford Modelling Agency. She appeared on the covers of teen magazines such as Tiger Beat and Little Miss, plus numerous romance novels. She then moved on to commercials for Maybeline, Noxema, New York Telephone Company and Tampax.
  • Originally offered the role of Rachel but she preferred Monica on "Friends" (1994).
  • Was the first person to ever say "period" on American TV, in a Tampax commercial.
  • Has three dogs: Ella, Rags and Mr. McBarker (Mac for short). The latter is, rather unfortunately, a female.
  • She can play the piano and drums.
  • On "Friends" (1994), she plays a character whose last name is Geller, and her husband played Robert Geller in Never Been Kissed (1999).

Matthew Perry I am not gonna do biography on because he unfortunatley is not among my favorite acrots and actresses.

12:36

fav things

these are just a few of my favorite things and in my next post im putting up actors and actresses and that kind of thing. I'm also gonna put up a mini biography and stuff so it should be cool.

I've started piano lessons now, and it's cool. My teacher is a lady and is very enthusiastic and cheerful, and very very good at playing keyboard. I can't actually read music as you all know so it's cool that I'm gonna learn now. Thi totally opens up a whole lists of careers, none of which I will take but woteva, they're nice to have anyhoo!

Okay so I haven't updated in like, ages, but i's because the internet here has been really rubbish recently and there just wasn't any point in even going on the computer because it was so incredibly slow. Tonight it's going pretty fast so I thought I would start taking care or my neglected blog.

okay so what can I write about that you don't already know? So what does everyone love to read and collect? jokes of course so now, I'm going to make it a habit to collect jokes and post them up on my blog.

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

well that one's a bit mean i guess but it's okay. here's another:

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.

Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

okay so that one is good.

Three words that describe Britney Spears:

My Computer is like Britney Spears. It's cheap, white, and plastic.

ah mes oui! too true! Like, I would post a youtube video up but you'd probably already have seen everything so i'll put up something I know for a fact that all of you (besides cathy) haven't seen before! so sorry embedding is disabled on it but i will post up the link tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyTNd-Ln38

and here are the lyrics for that one it is totally awesome trust me:

What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!


there is just one man in my life and that is the doobeedoo you know who. okay so there may be two. or three... okay okay so there are five guys i like but what the heck.

in my next post im also gonna put up ppl i wanna look like so keep your eyes out for someone you might know of. peace 2 all im tired its late and im going to bed because right now that alternative looks really rather inviting. luv u all sorry will try to update more often okay?

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