I now officially love Dr Seuss books, they're so cool! They're all in rhyme, and there's this really funny one called Horton Hatches an Egg. Look it up they're really good.
This is one of my favorites:
Too Many Daves
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out “Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
GENIUS!
Oh, and here's a lame but catchy song if you're ever bored: Sandcastle Disco, Solange Knowles (B-yonce's sister)
Here's some more awesome ones:
How to tell a Klotz from a Glotz
Well, the Glotz, you will notice,
has lots of black spts.
The Klotz is quite different
with lots of black dots.
But the big problem is
that the spots on a Glotz
are about the same size
as the dots in a Klotz.
So you first have to spot
who the one with the dots is.
Then it's easy to tell
Who the Klotz or the Glotz is.
There are so many things
that you really should know.
And tha'ts why I'm bothering
telling you so.
You should know the first names
of the Fudnuddler Brothers
who like to pile on the heads of the others.
If you start at the top,
there are Bipper and Bud
and Skipper and Jud,
Horatio, Horace, and Hendrix and Hud,
and then come Dinwoodie and Dinty and Dud,
also Fitzsimmon and Fredrick and Fud,
and Slinkey and Stinkey and Stuart and Stud.
And, down at the bottom is poor little Lud.
But if Lud ever sneezes,
his name will be MUD.
Brilliant stuff?? Yes I think so. Look some up, I promise the search will not be in vain. They're hard to find online though.. I only found these when Mom borrowed them from the library as reading books for Chloe. I kind of stole them now. YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK!
Anyhoo, I planned on making this an especially long post because I (duh) haven't been posting up much lately. UNFORTUNATLEY I can't think of much else to talk about.... (to those who don't know me so well I NEVER have this problem is real life. Seriously, I never shut up xD).
Ho hum..
Diddly dum
Wacky bum-bum
Frikin kabumb
Hackers hayung
Clackers Be-dunged.
Well it's not Dr Seuss... xD.
Here's some scotch:
Wee, crimson-tippet Willie Wink,
Wae's me, drear, dree, and dra,
A waeful thocht, a fearsome flea,
A wuthering wind, and a'.
Sair, sair thy mither sabs her land,
Her een, her mou are wat;
Her cauld kail hae the corbies ta'en,
And grievously she grat.
Ah me, the suthering of the wid!
Ah me, the waesome mither!
Ah me, the bairnies left ahind,
The shither, hither, blither!
FINITO (I did not write that it is in 'What Katy Did at School')
Darey and Caryl are moping because I'm taking so long about this so I'm gonna do something else with me (precious) life.
I LOVE YOU MILTON KEYNES *applause, cheers* *bows, curtseys*
Admit it this is hot stuff people!