Mermaids:
Pretty Prince of Parties:
I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water
Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now? - I don't know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No.
Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes? - They're made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.
I'm the mickey Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymnocorus:
I'm not Crying:
The Humans Are Dead:
Albi The Racist Dragon
It's funny isn't it????????? Wish My tears would turn into jellybeans.
MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH MUST WATCH! I TELL YOU YOU ALL MUST MUST MUST MUST WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS WATCH THIS. thanx 4 that. This song is from this film called best little whorehouse in texas and it's at the end and it's beautiful it's dolly parton btw so if you don't like her then... well don't say i didn't give fair warning. I don't know how many of u will be allowed to watch this as it's a fifteen but technically actually it should have been a twelve I think (though some scenes are a bit.............) but that's understandable judging by the title right? It's a really cute film it's older so dolly is really young and she was a stunner back then. Not saying she isn't still pretty, but it's a different kind of pretty. She's been around since before my parents were born or thought of, but she's stayed the same age, you know what I mean? Country music isn't a "moving with the times style" so she doesn't have to move with it either if you get my drift?
here's a kindof biography sorry it's not much just what I could find:
Date of Birth
19 January 1946, Sevierville, Tennessee, USABirth Name
Dolly Rebecca PartonNickname
The Smoky Mountain SongbirdThe Iron Butterfly
The Queen of Country
The Backwoods Barbie
The Queen of Nashville
The Book Lady
The Leading Lady of Country
Height
5' (1.52 m)Mini Biography
Dolly Rebecca Parton was born on January 19, 1946, one of 12 children of Robert Lee Parton, a tobacco farmer, and Avie Lee Parton (née Owens). Dolly grew up on a run-down farm in Locust Ridge, TN. At 12, she was appearing on Knoxville TV and, at 13, she was already recording on a small label and appearing at the Grand Ole Opry. After graduating from high school in Sevier County, Tennessee, in 1964, she moved to Nashville to launch her career as a country singer. She fell in love with Carl Dean, who ran an asphalt-paving business; they got married on May 30, 1966 (and they are still together). The next year, Dolly's singing caught the attention of Porter Wagoner. He hired Dolly to appear on his program, "The Porter Wagoner Show" (1960). Dolly stayed with the show for 7 years, their duets became famous, and she appeared with his group at the Grand Ole Opry; she also toured and sold records. By the time her hit "Joshua" reached #1 in 1970, her fame had overshadowed Porter's, and she struck out on her own, though still recording duets with him. She left him for good to become a solo artist in 1974. Dolly gained immense popularity as a singer/songwriter. Dolly won numerous Country Music Association awards (1968, 1970, 1971, 1975, 1976). This petite (5'0") beauty was a natural for television and, by the mid-1970s, Dolly was appearing frequently on TV specials and talk shows. Dolly then got her own show, aptly titled "Dolly" (1976). In 1977, Dolly got her first Grammy award: Best Female Country Vocal Performance, for her song "Here You Come Again". Dolly's movie debut was in Nine to Five (1980), where she got an Oscar nomination for writing the title tune, and also Grammy awards 2 and 3, Best Country Song, and Best Female Country Vocal Performance for _"Nine to Five". Dolly got more fame for appearing in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982), and in Rhinestone (1984) with the song "Tennessee Homesick Blues". She is the head of Dolly Parton Enterprises, a $100 million media empire, and, in 1986, she founded Dollywood, a theme park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, celebrating her Smokey Mountain upbringing. She appeared as herself in the "Dolly" (1987) TV series. In 1988, she won another Grammy award: Best Country Performance Duo or Group with Vocals, for "Trio". Dolly was in the acclaimed picture Steel Magnolias (1989) with Julia Roberts, and went on to appear in 15 movies and TV-movies for the 1990s, and of course garnered more Country Music Association awards. In 2000, Dolly received her 5th Grammy award: Best Country Collaboration with Vocals. She also released a Bluegrass Album. Dolly is known for beautiful songs such as "Coat of Many Colors" and "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You". Dolly said in an interview, "My music is what took me everywhere I've been and everywhere I will go. It's my greatest love. I can't abandon it. I'll always keep making records".
IMDb Mini Biography By: kdhaisch@aol.comSpouse
| Carl Dean | (30 May 1966 - present) |
Trade Mark
Always uses butterflies as her logos, since she feels they represent beauty and freedom.
Her enormous breasts.
Wigs
Trivia
One of 12 children; grew up in a 1-room cabin in Tennessee.
Owner/namesake of Smokey Mountain area theme park, "Dollywood", located in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, USA.
Since the early 90s, she has been trying to get CBS to run her sitcoms. Initially, in 1994, "Heavens To Betsy" was made, starring Dolly and Constance Shulman. That sitcom was scrapped, and the story was re-vamped for the Movie of the Week, Unlikely Angel. Last time she was in interview, she said her new sitcom had her cast as a "caterer to the stars."
When Drew Barrymore spoke about her film, Home Fries (1998), prior to its release, she revealed that her character was a huge fan of Dolly Parton. She said that several of Parton's songs would appear in the film, and that they spent a two-day shoot at Dollywood. When the film was finally released, the only reference to Dolly Parton was on the walls of Drew's bedroom, which are covered with posters and pictures of Dolly.
Reportedly has her breasts insured for $600,000.
Dolly's classic song "Jolene" was covered by Sherrie Krenn (aka Sherrie Austin) on her third album "Followin' A Feelin". [2001]
Her late father Robert was one of 15 children, and her mother Avie (Owens) was one of 10 children.
The world's first cloned mammal, Dolly the sheep, was named after Parton.
Was a candidate for the hosting duties on "Family Feud" (1999) before Louie Anderson was hired.
Elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1999.
Sister-in-law of Richard Dennison.
Various tabloids have reported that her breast implants - which she has never disputed having - have increased her measurements to anywhere from 38CC to a high mark of 48DD
The children's television series "Sesame Street" (1969) introduced a character in homage to Dolly Parton. She had purple skin and blonde hair and went by the name of Polly Darton.
She and her husband, Carl Dean, raised five of her younger brothers and sisters.
Distant cousin of screenwriter Richard O'Sullivan.
Wears size 5 1/2 shoes.
Measurements: 40DD-20-36 (definitive self-described figure in 1994), 48DD-25-38 (self-described in March 1993),42-19-34 (by her designer in 1990), 44-26-38 (in Italy's "Novella 2000" in 1985), salesperson at Frederick's Of Hollywood in 1985 confided she purchases black push-up bras in size 36DD, 42-26- 39 (reported in "Parade" Feb. 8, 1981), "The Book Of People" in 1981 reported 39- 25-39, 44-28 1/2-38 1/2 (reported in 1980), 46E-27-39 (at her heaviest 150#+ in late 1970s), 38-26-36 (according to the "Nashville Banner" in 1972), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)
Her song "Jolene" was also covered by Olivia Newton-John. Ms. Newton- John sang it at a taped concert in the Dee Events Center in Ogden, Utah.
Ranked #34 on VH1's Greatest Women of Rock N Roll
Her Oscar nominated song "9 To 5" from Nine to Five (1980) was ranked #78 while her song writing contribution, "I Will Always Love You", from The Bodyguard (1992) came in at #65 on The American Film Institute's list of AFI's 100 Years... 100 Songs (2004) (TV).
Her iconic hit song, "I Will Always Love You", was voted the No. 1 song on Country Music Television's '100 Greatest Love Songs of Country Music (2004) (TV)_'.
Covered Collective Soul's "Shine." In her version she turns it into a bluegrass song instead of an alternative rock ballard.
Is partly of Irish decent.
Created her song Nine to Five, whilst on set of the film of the same name by tapping her nails.
She was unable to have children of her own because of an allergic reaction she experienced to birth control pills when she was younger.
Ranked #4 on the 40 Greatest Women in Country Music, #3 Loretta Lynn, #2 Tammy Wynette, and #1 Patsy Cline.
Her Duet Islands in the Stream with fellow country singer Kenny Rogers was ranked the #1 duet of all time on CMT 100 greatest country duets of all time.
Was named 4th Sexiest Woman in CMT list of the 20 sexiest women in Country Music
Dolly Parton was awarded the National Medal of Arts in 2005.
Purchased her hometown radio stations in Sevierville, Tennessee in 1991. She owned and operated WSEV 930 AM and WDLY 105.5 FM, the FM station billed as 'Dolly's Station', until 2000 when she sold both radio stations. Stating at that time that she and her business partners had built up the audiences for both stations and could not take the stations to "the next level". Dolly first appeared on WSEV-AM when she as 10 years old. While owning the radio stations, WDLY-FM was broadcast every operating day from Dolly's Dollywood theme park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. The small section of the park dedicated to the radio broadcast was known as 'Radio Square'.
In 2006 she was awarded the Lindy Boggs Award from The Stennis Center for Public Service. She becomes the first nonpolitical recipient.
In 1978 she became one of the few celebrities to have their own pinball machine. Manufactured by Bally Manufacturing Company. The "Dolly" pinball machine played Dolly's #1 single "Here You Come Again" while the pinball machine was active. This item is a highly sought after piece of Dolly Parton memorabilia.
Recorded the song "My Tennessee Hills" with folk icon Janis Ian for Ian's 2004 album "Billie's Bones".
In 1993 she was honored with the Country Music Association's very first "Country Music Honors" Award. As of 2006, she is still the sole recipient of this honor.
She has earned 5 BMI Million-Air (or more) Performance Awards and numerous BMI Songwriter Citations of Achievement. Her classic hit song "I Will Always Love You" is currently certified with a Six Million-Air award, meaning it has been played on radio and television over six million times. She was also honored with the prestigious BMI Icon Award in 2003.
In 1986 she was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
In 1987 she was among the women honored by Ms. Magazine as "Woman of the Year".
A bronze sculpture of her sits on the courthouse lawn in Sevierville, Tennessee, USA. Sevierville is her hometown.
She has a star on Nashville's Starwalk for Grammy Award Winners. She also has a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, which represents her accomplishments in the field of recording arts.
Inducted as a member of the Grand Ole Opry on February 4, 1969.
Among 120 celebrities and movie industry executives to receive invitations for membership into the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) on July 5, 2006. The Academy only allows for 30 new members each year, but in 2006 invited more people for membership in order to replace previous members who passed away or were retiring. Other celebrities receiving invitations include Jake Gyllenhaal, Werner Herzog, Felicity Huffman, Joaquin Phoenix, Terrence Howard, Heath Ledger, and Dakota Fanning.
Dolly, Steven Spielberg, Smokey Robinson, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and conductor Zubin Mehta were awarded Kennedy Center Honors in 2006.
There's a Dolly Parton look-alike contest in Gilley's bar in Urban Cowboy (1980).
Co-wrote the song "I Didn't Hear The Thunder (But I Sure Did Feel The Rain)" with late country legend Tammy Wynette.
Sang with Solomon Burke on his 2006 CD "Nashville". The two did a duet on the Dolly written track "Tomorrow is Forever". The song was originally recorded by Parton and Porter Wagoner in 1969 and reached #9 on Billboard's Hot Country Singles chart.
Became WIVK Radio's 2006 Americana Highway HEMI Award Hall of Fame Inductee during the 1st Annual HEMI Awards. Winners in all categories were announced September 24, 2006.
Sister of Willadeene Parton, Randy Parton and Stella Parton.
Her theme park 'Dollywood' in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee is the most popular tourist attraction in the state according to the Tennessee Department of Tourist Development.
In September 2002 she was named Tennessee's official ambassador for film and music by Gov. Don Sundquist. Her job is to promote the state to industry executives in Hollywood and raise awareness of Tennessee's capability to produce television, film, and recording projects (soundtracks) for Hollywood productions.
Lost a Dolly Parton Look-Alike Contest.
On December 31, 2006, Parton was named by the Tennessean newspaper as 2006 Tennessean of the Year for her work with children's literacy. The newspaper has been naming a Tennessean of the Year since 1994.
Dolly's 2007 greatest hits compilation album "The Very Best of Dolly Parton", released in Europe as part of the promotional campaign for her 2007 European Tour, debut at #9 on the U.K. Pop Chart. This becomes the first album in Dolly's career to break the top 10 Pop Albums Chart in the U.K. The CD also debuted at #1 on the U.K. Country Albums Chart.
Had such a miserable time during filming of Straight Talk (1992), that she effectively retired from big screen acting. All her work since has been television work or appearances as herself.
On March 25, 2007 she was entered into London's Wembley Square of Fame with the unveiling of a plaque of her handprints. The presentation was made before her sold-out concert that night at the Wembley Arena.
Selected by the Songwriters Hall of Fame as the 2007 recipient of the prestigious Johnny Mercer Award.
Awarded the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award from the Academy of Country Music in 2007. This lifetime achievement award is presented to the pioneers of country music who have made lasting contributions to the genre.
Honored with a lifetime membership to Girl Scouts of Tanasi Council, a chapter of Girl Scouts of America, on June 15, 2007.
Inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2001. (not to be confused with the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame).
Godmother of Miley Cyrus.
On August 1, 2007 it was announced she would be starting her own record label, Dolly Records. She is the only artist signed to the label. This is Parton's second record label launch. In 1994 she and producer Steve Buckingham launched Blue Eye Records which Dolly was also the only artist on the roster. The Blue Eye Records imprint appeared on every Parton solo CD from 1994-2006. Dolly Records first release will be Parton's February 2008 CD, "Backwoods Barbie". Dolly personally finances her recordings and then leases the finished albums to other labels for distribution. For her Dolly Records label, she will also take on the responsibility of marketing her CD releases personally and major label partners will only handle distribution of the projects.
In November 2007 the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars of the Smithsonian Institution honored Dolly with the Woodrow Wilson Award for Public Service in recognition of her civic work in regard to children's literacy.
Her cousin is adult actress and model Julia Parton, formally known as Nina Alexander.
In 2006, she donated $500,000 to Fort Sanders Medical Center.
Met her future husband, Carl Dean, at a laundromat.
Personal Quotes
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap!
I like to buy clothes that are two sizes too small and then take them in a little.
I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
I had to get rich so I could afford to sing like I was poor again.
There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time somebody helped the homely?
"I don't know if I'm supporting them, or they're supporting me." (On her ample bosom)
(on the topic of her bust size) People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.
(alluding to her famous bust) If I build another park, it will probably be in Silicon Valley.
"I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em." (Source: as quoted in the book "The Humour of Sex" by Robert Hale)
If you want to see the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.
There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.
After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
"I'm not sixty, I'm 'sexty'" commenting on her 2006 birthday milestone.
"I don't mind being it, I just don't like saying it" when asked about her sixtieth birthday.
If I see something saggin', baggin' or dragin', I'm gonna have it nipped, tucked or sucked. (Referring to Plastic Surgery)
I hope to die right in the middle of a song and right on the stage doing what I love to do. I hope to be about 120 when that happens. (Source: The Mountain Press)
"I wake up with new dreams every day. So the more I can do to channel that into things that I love to create is healthier for me and probably for everybody around me. And the older I get, the earlier I get up. The second my feet hit the floor, I'm awake. I'm like hurry, hurry. I just love life. And I feel like we ain't got but a certain amount of time anyway. I want to make the most of all of it." (Source: Reader's Digest - January 2006)
"He's a precious man. He's got a lot of bad press lately but I think he's out to try to save the world, not destroy it" (Commenting on Cat Stevens' (Yusuf Islam's) deportation from the United States in September 2004 (Source - "The Daily Show" (1996) October 17, 2005).
I'm like a cartoon! I'll look this way when I'm eighty. I can see it now, people will be rolling me around in a wheelchair and I'll still have my big hair, nails, my high heels and my boobs stuck out!
Some of my dreams are so big they would scare you.
People don't realize that, you know, we have -- 'we' meaning people in show business have the same problems as everybody else. Money don't change that. Fame don't change that. Sometimes that brings on more problems. You know, it's just a -- different kind of problems. As they say, money ain't everything.
I have loved performing since I was big enough to wrestle my little brothers and sisters into sitting long enough for me to sing them my latest musical masterpiece. I just hope ya'll will come out and see this little girl from the hills of Tennessee walk out there on that big ole stage and make her dreams come true, don't make me wrestle you too 'cause I will if I have to!
I'm not like a real person. I love being artificial. I think there's a little magic in the fact that I'm so totally real, but look so artificial at the same time.
I'm just a singer/songwriter and entertainer and I miss people and the energy of the crowd. When I play live it's a lovefest with me and my audience. It's how I get my rocks off.
I'm a show-off basically...always have been.
I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey...I just couldn't get enough.
I feel fortunate that I've had a lot of songs recorded by other people, because I take my songwriting very seriously. It's only those people that have followed me over the years and really know my work that know how serious I am about all of it - including the way I look. You can't take my high heels from me, you can't have my long fingernails, you can't take all this hair from me, because it's part of this thing that I've become. I wouldn't want to give any of it up. Do I have to be ugly to be a songwriter? This is the way I am, and it's what I choose to be.
I'll never harden my heart, but I've toughened the muscles around it.
If there's a heaven, I hope to hell I go!
I always love working with children. I never had children of my own. God has his purposes. God didn't let me have children so everybody's children could be mine. That's kind of how I'm looking at it.
I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope. I want to keep on going out and doing what I love to do. Of course, I'm no Bob Hope, but I mean that feeling that you never are old and have things to offer and can be useful to somebody. I always want to be useful, I have no intentions of retiring unless I should get sick or something should happen to my husband. Other than that I'm going to work until I fall over.
My music is so mine, it's hard to turn it over to someone else. I have to be really involved in the production. It's like someone else taking care of your kids -- if they don't treat them well, you're going to be pissed off. I'm actually co-producing [Backwoods] with my guitar player of 20 years, Kent Wells. We make a good combination ... I think we're going to have a real good record.
I've never been the big recording star I'd love to be some day. I've had lots of hits off and on through the years but I've never had the success of other artists - one hit after another back-to-back-to-back and big hits, where every song is going to be number one. I'm not greedy or nothing. I just want everything. Is there something wrong with that?
It's when you treat people like freaks that you become one yourself.
Sure I'm in it for the money, but also because I love music. I picture myself in the future as a happy old lady, chubby, rosy cheeks, telling stories to the little kids. When I sit back in my rocker, I want to have done it all. [Time Magazine, April 18, 1977]
I was blessed to have family members who encouraged me to pursue my dreams. Whether it is your parents, or your uncles or your aunts or even the neighbor down the road, it's important that kids have someone who encourages them to chase their rainbow.
Sometimes you see folks who have a negative view of dreamers - people who sit around all day on their hindquarters and do absolutely nothing. These folks aren't dreamers - they are just lazy. To me, dreaming is just part of being alive, inspired, and curious about the world.
I feel blessed that I still have the little Dolly in my heart, I'm still the same girl that wants to squeeze every little drop out of life that I can.
To me, it's about dreaming in the day and in the night. Dreams have always helped me visualize my goals and aspirations. When I was a child, I could see me on stage singing my heart out. I could see what I was wearing and where I was going. I would visit that dream every single day and as I look back, my dreams kept me focused on what I wanted to do and the person I wanted to be.
I have always been a firm believer in working hard for what is right and for making your own breaks if you want things to change.
I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food, I eat it.
I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
I never, ever get involved in politics. With politics you are not allowed to be honest. I don't have time to deal with that. I would rather work with kids.
Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn and myself were all in it [Country Music] about the same time. They got a little bit of a head start on me, certainly Loretta, but we were all three good friends and actually ended up doing an album together. But I think I was a little different from them. Loretta had a house full of kids and she wrote those being brought down by men songs. Hers were more about home life and all the women who had children and I totally love and respect her. Tammy could sing any number of things but she was also singing that Stand By Your Man. I was singing songs like Just Because I'm A Woman . . . my mistakes are no worse than yours just because I'm a woman. I think we all did our little thing. I just filled my spot.
I saw early on that I could make a business out of this [music business] because I wanted money, I wanted to travel, I wanted clothes, I wanted to be loved, I wanted to be staying in fine hotels. It wasn't to get away from what I was because I knew that would always be me. I've never been ashamed of my people. I love my people and I love my home.
When the new country came out ten to 15 years ago, people my age were almost too old. But it never stopped me. I never stopped writing. I never stopped recording.
[asked about political ambitions] Don't you think we've had enough boobs in the White House?
(Referring to the Women's Lib movement of the 1960s) I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out!
Where Are They Now
(2006) Currently writing the score for the Broadway version of Nine to Five (1980) as well as a children's book currently titled "I Am A Rainbow". As of October/November 2006, Parton is playing limited concerts at various venues in the USA and Canada and is currently working on a new country music CD currently titled "Country Is As Country Does". The new CD and children's book are expected to be released in 2007.
(February 2007) Embarking on her first European tour since the 1970s during the months of March and April.
(November 2007) Preparing to lead the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 22, 2007. Parton is also readying her new country CD, "Backwoods Barbie", which will reportedly be released on February 5, 2008. She will also embark on a World Tour beginning in February 2008 and lasting through years end.
(September 2008) Readying the opening of "9 To 5: The Musical" on the west coast. The show will move to Broadway in April 2009. Parton recently wrapped filming a cameo role in the upcoming "Hannah Montana: The Movie" where she will reprise her TV role of Hannah's God-Mother.
Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here
just the one verse of that one
On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year you’re the special kid;
"This is really great," you sigh.
"One birthday a year is really fun;
I want two! I can’t? But why?"
cute no?
With age our brains grow bigger in size.
So I wish for you a long, long life,
So your brain can grow bigger and stop causing strife.
There’s a strong hope that I can see,
For it’s birthday time; a year has passed;
Your brain is getting bigger fast.
No longer will you want to fight,
Because when you have a brighter mind,
It will be easier for us to think in kind.
And that’s why I wish you’ll live a whole lot longer.
that was for cathy lol jks just to all of you and me, not C in partic.
quotes:
So many candles
So little cake
how soon till I've caught up with you then mom?
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
"Mum, what will I be when I grow up?" mother: "Don't be silly, you're a bloke! You'll never grow up!"
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
hope you enjoyed that! and thank you all for the lovely presents I have yet to recieve:D:D:D lol
I liked it, cathy won't, she's just hard headed with a heart of stone. Amanda, might you mebbe like it? etta might like it. any1who don't like it shut ur trap and keep it in there pls.
Cheesecake (Cathy): ....YOUSUCKETHSOBADRBINCRIESWHENHESEESYOUWOURSOSAD
Nicole Rushton: tks that makes me feel just gr8
Cheesecake (Cathy): XDDD
Nicole Rushton: di you know you're extremely piss of rigth now?
Nicole Rushton: right*
Cheesecake (Cathy): Pissoff?
Cheesecake (Cathy): Grow up and use your own sayings, not Garfield's or mine
Nicole Rushton: you know, annoying
Cheesecake (Cathy):
Cheesecake (Cathy): I don't give a damn really
Nicole Rushton: im sorry i'm the way i am if you can't come to grips with that that's ur problem
Nicole Rushton: until then maybe you could concentrate on growing up a bit
Cheesecake (Cathy): You're the way you are...uninventive?
Cheesecake (Cathy): Well done
Cheesecake (Cathy): Oh yeah, growing up a bit...
Nicole Rushton: srsly immaturity is not something to be proud of
Cheesecake (Cathy): I can be way more mature than you when I want to
Nicole Rushton: so want to
Nicole Rushton: make life just a little nicer for the people around you
Cheesecake (Cathy): And if immaturity is not something to be proud of, you must be some sad little creature
Nicole Rushton: look who's talking
Cheesecake (Cathy): Yeah right
Cheesecake (Cathy): I'm mature and you know it
Cheesecake (Cathy): You just don't want to admit it
Nicole Rushton: im not the one who my parents constantly talk about as immature and rude
Cheesecake (Cathy): Uh
Nicole Rushton: i've tried cathy
Cheesecake (Cathy): What would you know about my parents?
Nicole Rushton: i weren't talking baout yours
Nicole Rushton: i was talking about mine
Nicole Rushton: sorry
Nicole Rushton: i feel bad now
Nicole Rushton: i know you wont forgive me though will you
Cheesecake (Cathy): I don't give a damn about what your parents think about me either
Nicole Rushton: pokay im sorry mate
Cheesecake (Cathy): BUT THAT WAS FUN!
Nicole Rushton: i wanna be friends still
Cheesecake (Cathy): *pokes*
Nicole Rushton: true
Nicole Rushton: but i was srs
Cheesecake (Cathy): So was I
Nicole Rushton:
Nicole Rushton:
Nicole Rushton: glad you don't take me srsly mate
Cheesecake (Cathy):
Nicole Rushton: someone else might have gotten srsly offended
Cheesecake (Cathy): why would I?
Cheesecake (Cathy): Who, you?
Cheesecake (Cathy): XD
Nicole Rushton: maybe
Nicole Rushton: but not if you said it
Cheesecake (Cathy): ...DAMMIT
Nicole Rushton: because i know you
Nicole Rushton:
Nicole Rushton: even if you did mean it
Nicole Rushton: can i put this convo on my blog pls?
Nicole Rushton: its interesting for ppl to read
Cheesecake (Cathy): suure
Nicole Rushton: tks
Nicole Rushton: anyhoo
Nicole Rushton: oh and tks for that lovely arm decoration you gave me the other day!
Cheesecake (Cathy): I LIKE PIE
Cheesecake (Cathy): *pokes*
Cheesecake (Cathy): XDD
Nicole Rushton: definately gonna scar
Nicole Rushton: ses mom
Cheesecake (Cathy): You're welcome darling
Nicole Rushton:
Nicole Rushton: ill repay you sometime
Nicole Rushton: one of these days
Nicole Rushton:
Cheesecake (Cathy): I could give you a match on the other arm
Cheesecake (Cathy): Oh you can try
Nicole Rushton: nah ill ski[
Nicole Rushton: skip*
Cheesecake (Cathy): muaha
Cheesecake (Cathy): XDD
Nicole Rushton: friends again?
Cheesecake (Cathy): NO WAY!!
Nicole Rushton:
Cheesecake (Cathy): *attacks sim-like*
Nicole Rushton: glad you fgeel that way
Nicole Rushton: hahahaha
Nicole Rushton: *slpas sim style*
Cheesecake (Cathy): WTF!
Cheesecake (Cathy): I mean this is what they say
Nicole Rushton: *attacks sim style*
Cheesecake (Cathy): Yapeee!
Nicole Rushton: no no
Nicole Rushton: irs
Cheesecake (Cathy): I am not joking
Nicole Rushton: RAR
Nicole Rushton: lol
Nicole Rushton: no wait
Nicole Rushton: thats wot the guy does when they wohho
Nicole Rushton: rar
Nicole Rushton: its creepy
Cheesecake (Cathy): when they slap the one whos being slapped says YAPEE!
Nicole Rushton: haha
Nicole Rushton: im hungry
Nicole Rushton: are you hungry?
Cheesecake (Cathy): *slaps* how did uou know?
Nicole Rushton: guessed lol
Nicole Rushton: u always are anyhoo
Cheesecake (Cathy): OH SHUT UP
Nicole Rushton: lol
Cheesecake (Cathy): *pokes*
Nicole Rushton: im jking
Nicole Rushton: *pokes back*
Nicole Rushton: *sticks tongue out kevin style*
this is one of the best conversations i have ever had with cathy lol:D
wicked cool innit? when i heard the song on the radio i thought she was a black... guess not! she's australian!
bla bla la bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
did i mention bla?
bippety boppity b-day 2 me ho ho ho merry christmas and har dee har har to that too i say
love song:
head in the toilet
no one told me
not to flush or down you'll go.
so here i remain,
and will sta-a-a-ay
apologize:
holding on yer rope was the best the i could do.
i flushed it, then the g-force dragged me down the loooo
tell me just to hold on, the i started slippin down, but wait!
finally found a foot grip, dono what it is but, i Am safe!
then i look down, "is that one mine!"
is that mine?
yeah i look down, and see the sight.
it is mine.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
enjoy smelly songs with socrates
hai ppl i've already updated once today but im bored so ill do it again i guess *grins*
okaii im not sure waht to put up. IM me when you want me to stop putting pictures up all the time and do some proper writing.
hott girls:
so there they are! the first one is (of course) shakira. hottie hottie wish i looked like her.
Michelle branch in blkack and white... ho hum not incredible, but still...
dulce maria, spanish, hott, famous, what more could you want?
i am gonna post up pics of gorgeous dresses okay?
my gosh that black woman makes sarah look tiny! sarah's dress is hot tho innit?
okay so which one is cutest?
I tell you these ppl really know how to put on a show! I wish i could move like that. I like it when the guy sings the bit "i didnt know that she could dance lak this" in that laid back voice its well cool. I would put up the actual music video but embedding has been disabled so you'd have to go for it urself if u havent already seen it! okay imj gonna hunt for another... beautiful liar is also okay but not so great and i can't use that one eitehr becaues embedding has been disabled. mad that is such a pain why is all the cool stuff un-copyable. omg i just realized you guys no that song where the woman has a weird voice sings in spanish and stuff on that cd with the mixed different songs and the one bit where she sounded good was the ai ai aiaiaiai? well that's shakira.
Paltrow was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of Blythe Danner, an actress, and the late Bruce Paltrow, a film and television director, writer, and producer. Paltrow's father was of Ashkenazi Russian Jewish descent and her mother was raised a Quaker; Paltrow acknowledges her Jewish roots. Raised in Santa Monica, she attended Crossroads School before moving and attending Spence School, a private girls' school in New York City which was also attended by Emmy Rossum and Kerry Washington. Later she briefly studied art history at the University of California, Santa Barbara, before discontinuing her degree and committing herself to acting. Paltrow has a younger brother, Jake Paltrow, and is a cousin of actress Katherine Moennig. She is an "adopted daughter" of Talavera de la Reina (Spain), where at age 15 she spent a month as an exchange student and learned Spanish.Paltrow was childhood friends with Saturday Night Live's Maya Rudolph.
thought i'd put that up because she is also a favorite.
- Has the same name as William Shakespeare's wife, Anne Hathaway.
- Was a vegetarian for most of her life, but has recently quit.
- Has stated that she would only appear nude/topless in a film if she felt it would add significance to it. She appeared topless for the first time in Havoc (2005) and then in the same year in Brokeback Mountain (2005).
- Favorite actresses are Cate Blanchett, Sigourney Weaverand Michelle Pfeiffer
- Learning how to play the piano and working with a dialect coach for Becoming Jane (2007).
- Is a fan of Audrey Hepburn and Judy Garland.
- Is of French, Irish, German and Native American descent.
Now I'm posting up the most bitchiest of bitchy actresses/singers.
No bios this time just pics.
okay so why exactly are these two famous? srsly i have no clue.
these two were millionaires before they were six!it's not their fault they're that bitchy i guess. wtv.
the problem is that all these bitches are fabulously pretty and wealthy. why? why not the cool ppl who even tho they're not so pretty, are still cool most of the time like my mates and me. srsly, it's not like they're talented or anything.
Okay so in my last post I said I would post up my favorite actors and actresses so here they are. I said I would put up mini biographies but they will have to be very mini because there are alot of them!
First up is the FRIENDS team:
(L-R) David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Anniston, Matt LeBlanc, Courtney Cox, and Matthew Perry.
Born on November 2nd, 1966 in Astoria, New York, USA.
Height: 6'1"
Born in New York and raised in Los Angeles, Schwimmer was encouraged by a high school instructor to attend a summer program in acting at Northwestern University. Inspired by that experience, he returned to Northwestern where he received a bachelor's degree in speech/theater. In 1988, along with seven other Northwestern graduates, he co-founded Chicago's Looking glass Theatre Company.
Interesting Facts about him:
- He was born on his mother's birthday.
- Said: I would like to become a public school teacher after Friends ends.
- Went to the same high school as Angelina Jolie.
Lisa Kudrow:
Born on the 30th July 1953, Encino, California, USA.
Height: 5'8"
Interesting Facts:
- Her father, Lee, was a physician and her mother, Nedra, was a travel agent.
- Has a son: Julian Murray.
- She waited to marriage (age 31) to lose her virginity. Said in "People" magazine that her mother told her it was a special gift for her husband.
- Her character Phoebe Buffay in "Friends" (1994) became pregnant with her brother's triplets to cover up Kudrow's own pregnancy.
- Tallest female member of the cast of "Friends" (1994).
Jennifer Anniston:
Born on February 11th, 1969, Sherman Oaks, Californioa, USA.
Height: 5'5"
Interesting Facts:
- Was married to Brad pitt from 29th July - 2nd October 2005.
- Raised in Greece and New York City.
- Chosen in 1999 as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful People in the World.
- Has a fear of flying.
- Was known as a class clown in high school.
- Met ex-husband Brad Pitt on a blind date.
Matt LeBlanc:
Born on July 25th, 1967, Newton, Massachussetts, USA
Nickname: Matty
Height: 5' 9¼"
Interesting Facts:
- After graduating from high school, he spent some time as a photo model in Florida before moving to New York where he took drama classes. After a few small roles on stage and on TV, he became famous for his role as Joey in "Friends" (1994), and in a less successful spin-off, "Joey" (2004). From 2003 to 2006, he was married to Melissa McKnight, with whom he had one child, Marina Pearl.
- Also works as a model. Is a trained carpenter. Interested in parachute jumping, car racing and landscape photographing.
- Is of mixed heritage: French, Irish, Italian, Dutch and English.
Courtney Cox:
Nickname: CeCe/Coco
Height5' 5" (1.65 m)
Interesting Facts:
- She became a rebellious teen, and did not make things easy for her mother, and new step-father, New York businessman Hunter Copeland. Now, she is great friends with both. She attended Mountain Brook High School, where she was a cheerleader, tennis player and swimmer. In her final year, she received her first taste of modeling. She appeared in an advert for the store, Parisians. Upon graduation, she left Alabama to study architecture and interior design at Mount Vernon College. After one year she dropped out to a pursue a modeling career in New York, after being signed by the prestigious Ford Modelling Agency. She appeared on the covers of teen magazines such as Tiger Beat and Little Miss, plus numerous romance novels. She then moved on to commercials for Maybeline, Noxema, New York Telephone Company and Tampax.
- Originally offered the role of Rachel but she preferred Monica on "Friends" (1994).
- Was the first person to ever say "period" on American TV, in a Tampax commercial.
- Has three dogs: Ella, Rags and Mr. McBarker (Mac for short). The latter is, rather unfortunately, a female.
- She can play the piano and drums.
- On "Friends" (1994), she plays a character whose last name is Geller, and her husband played Robert Geller in Never Been Kissed (1999).
Matthew Perry I am not gonna do biography on because he unfortunatley is not among my favorite acrots and actresses.
these are just a few of my favorite things and in my next post im putting up actors and actresses and that kind of thing. I'm also gonna put up a mini biography and stuff so it should be cool.
I've started piano lessons now, and it's cool. My teacher is a lady and is very enthusiastic and cheerful, and very very good at playing keyboard. I can't actually read music as you all know so it's cool that I'm gonna learn now. Thi totally opens up a whole lists of careers, none of which I will take but woteva, they're nice to have anyhoo!
Okay so I haven't updated in like, ages, but i's because the internet here has been really rubbish recently and there just wasn't any point in even going on the computer because it was so incredibly slow. Tonight it's going pretty fast so I thought I would start taking care or my neglected blog.
okay so what can I write about that you don't already know? So what does everyone love to read and collect? jokes of course so now, I'm going to make it a habit to collect jokes and post them up on my blog.
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
well that one's a bit mean i guess but it's okay. here's another:
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
okay so that one is good.
Three words that describe Britney Spears:
My Computer is like Britney Spears. It's cheap, white, and plastic.
ah mes oui! too true! Like, I would post a youtube video up but you'd probably already have seen everything so i'll put up something I know for a fact that all of you (besides cathy) haven't seen before! so sorry embedding is disabled on it but i will post up the link tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyTNd-Ln38
and here are the lyrics for that one it is totally awesome trust me:
in my next post im also gonna put up ppl i wanna look like so keep your eyes out for someone you might know of. peace 2 all im tired its late and im going to bed because right now that alternative looks really rather inviting. luv u all sorry will try to update more often okay?
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AND YES I KNOW I'M COMPLETELY STARK RAVING MAD!
fab song huh? luvvin it
Head underwater
And they tell me
To breathe easy
for a while
Breathing gets harder, even
I know that
Made room for me;
it's too
soon to see
If I'm happy in
your hands
unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at
blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this
hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one,
you see
I'm not gonna write you
a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
Or you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to
stay
If all you have is leavin',
Imma need a better reason
To write you
a love song today, today, yea
I learned the hard way
That they all say
Things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks
deep down under you and
Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high
and dry
Convince me
to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you
hear me as I am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one,
you see
I'm not gonna write you
a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you
to stay
If all you have is leavin',
Imma need a better reason
To write you
a love song today
Promise me
that you'll leave the light on
To help me see
with daylight,
my guide,
gone
'cause I believe there's a way
you can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one,
you see
I'm not gonna write you
a love song
'cause you tell me it's
make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one,
you see
I'm not gonna write you
a love song
'cause you tell me it's
make or break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you
to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas
when I believe that
There's a reason to
Write you
a love song today (today)yea
yea yea yea
dude, these ppl are srsly sad. i pity them. they just have no lives!!! and even wors... they cundt sing 2 sav ther lives ether! that is just shameful. when i heard it i wanted to dress in alien garb and swear i wasnt of their species.
kool song huh? ill post up the lyrics sometime. Joyous news! I finally got my long-awaited phone!!!!! now when am i gonna get that long-awaited phone call in which I recieve a super hott boyfriend and 1 million pounds? lolz... i wish. srsly tho, when? why dont these things ever happen? Like one day you walk into a clothes shop and the manager rushes up to you and says, for being the 150th prson who walked into this shop 2day im gonna give you every thing we have in here! lolz that just made me hungry for some reason.... lolololololol to the hevenz as the *nerds* say. but it isnt twoo that only the nerds say it, cus i sed it.
Love this song.... Sugar Ray, Into Yesterday!!!!!! Tres Bien non?
The sky turns to a different shade of blue
After the rain
Her mind turns to a different point of view
After the rain
Ooh, my, my
Ooh, my, my
Ooh, my, my, I know
Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away
All we need ’s a little more time to chase the blues away
Sun is out and it feels like it’s always gonna stay
Let this last forever, turn tomorrow into yesterday
Now all those clouds have nothing left to do
After the rain
And all those doubts have drifted out of you
After the rain
Ooh, my, my
Ooh, my, my
Ooh, my, my, I know
Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away
All we need 's a little more time to chase the blues away
Sun is out and it feels like it’s always gonna stay
Let this last forever, turn tomorrow into yesterday
Like the ocean meets the moon to take the tides away
All we need ’s a little more time to chase the blues away
Sun is out and it feels like it’s always gonna stay
Let this last forever, turn tomorrow into yesterday, into yesterday
Garfield says a diet is self denial *but he's too kind-hearted a person to deny himself anything!* That is my new motto! GARFIELD RULES!!!!!!!!!!
here are some interesting stories that I'm going to put up, because I've got nothing better to put up:
Well, at the whiz quiz, at the swimming pool, me and Etta were pretending to be twins, and we were going to find a random guy at the swimming pool and ask him out... just for the hell of it... but we never got around to it because martin or steven were always hanging around *aka stalking*. Did I mention that ETTA and MARTIN got along very well? (yess etta, I know I'm too cruel)
Secondly, once, on friday, I went to cathy's house just for a bit of girly time, and someone from my side was going to pick me up sometime, but it turned out that Tabitha thought Dad was going to get me, and Dad thought Tabitha was going to get me, so I waited there for someone to come till one in the morning when I dropped off on the livingroom couch. I did have a blanket. I woke up again at six in the morning, and at eight I phoned home and Dad came to pick me up. IT was really lonesome waiting there all night. Boo hoo!!!!!
At school, we watch these revise-wise science programs, and the person who does all the talking, we thought was a girl because even though she had short hair and a rather flat chest, some girls are like that these days. Later, it came up that it wasn't in fact a girl, my teacher said it was a boy. As the name Lindsey is unisex, we have no way of knowing, so we just call it a *gender confused "it"*!!!
Why is it always me who mistakes boys for girls and girls for boys???
OMG!!! This is the funniest thing, I just have o put it up lol! Well, it was a couple Thursdays ago right, and Amanda and the rest weren’t there – it was too late – anyways, I just went downstairs to get a cup of water, and dad and the footballers were just heading out the door, and I saw this person who I thought was a girl because of his hair-do (which was really, really we-ird), so the next day I asked dad who was that girl with the weird hair-do, and it was soooo funny when he said it was his cousin, who so-happened to be a guy called David. Super embarrassing – now I always refer to him as “the dude with the weird hairdo”!!!!
Learn a valuable lesson kids, you can't judge a guy by his hair-do!
Adorable!!!!!!!! Luv it... especially when he goes into the scababadobeedoo's!!!!
funny, but if he was a little shorter he could pass as an eight year old!!
