Fun at the whiz quiz

here are some interesting stories that I'm going to put up, because I've got nothing better to put up:

Well, at the whiz quiz, at the swimming pool, me and Etta were pretending to be twins, and we were going to find a random guy at the swimming pool and ask him out... just for the hell of it... but we never got around to it because martin or steven were always hanging around *aka stalking*. Did I mention that ETTA and MARTIN got along very well? (yess etta, I know I'm too cruel)

Secondly, once, on friday, I went to cathy's house just for a bit of girly time, and someone from my side was going to pick me up sometime, but it turned out that Tabitha thought Dad was going to get me, and Dad thought Tabitha was going to get me, so I waited there for someone to come till one in the morning when I dropped off on the livingroom couch. I did have a blanket. I woke up again at six in the morning, and at eight I phoned home and Dad came to pick me up. IT was really lonesome waiting there all night. Boo hoo!!!!!

At school, we watch these revise-wise science programs, and the person who does all the talking, we thought was a girl because even though she had short hair and a rather flat chest, some girls are like that these days. Later, it came up that it wasn't in fact a girl, my teacher said it was a boy. As the name Lindsey is unisex, we have no way of knowing, so we just call it a *gender confused "it"*!!!

Why is it always me who mistakes boys for girls and girls for boys???