these are just a few of my favorite things and in my next post im putting up actors and actresses and that kind of thing. I'm also gonna put up a mini biography and stuff so it should be cool.
I've started piano lessons now, and it's cool. My teacher is a lady and is very enthusiastic and cheerful, and very very good at playing keyboard. I can't actually read music as you all know so it's cool that I'm gonna learn now. Thi totally opens up a whole lists of careers, none of which I will take but woteva, they're nice to have anyhoo!
Okay so I haven't updated in like, ages, but i's because the internet here has been really rubbish recently and there just wasn't any point in even going on the computer because it was so incredibly slow. Tonight it's going pretty fast so I thought I would start taking care or my neglected blog.
okay so what can I write about that you don't already know? So what does everyone love to read and collect? jokes of course so now, I'm going to make it a habit to collect jokes and post them up on my blog.
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
well that one's a bit mean i guess but it's okay. here's another:
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
okay so that one is good.
Three words that describe Britney Spears:
My Computer is like Britney Spears. It's cheap, white, and plastic.
ah mes oui! too true! Like, I would post a youtube video up but you'd probably already have seen everything so i'll put up something I know for a fact that all of you (besides cathy) haven't seen before! so sorry embedding is disabled on it but i will post up the link tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyTNd-Ln38
and here are the lyrics for that one it is totally awesome trust me:
in my next post im also gonna put up ppl i wanna look like so keep your eyes out for someone you might know of. peace 2 all im tired its late and im going to bed because right now that alternative looks really rather inviting. luv u all sorry will try to update more often okay?
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AND YES I KNOW I'M COMPLETELY STARK RAVING MAD!
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