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funny bday poems

Chocolate ice cream up my nose.
Frosting ear to ear.
Feeding candles to the cat.
Party time is here

just the one verse of that one

On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year you’re the special kid;
"This is really great," you sigh.
"One birthday a year is really fun;
I want two! I can’t? But why?"

cute no?

I'm old enough and therefore wise;
With age our brains grow bigger in size.
So I wish for you a long, long life,
So your brain can grow bigger and stop causing strife.
And although we often disagree,
There’s a strong hope that I can see,
For it’s birthday time; a year has passed;
Your brain is getting bigger fast.
Before too long, your bulb may light;
No longer will you want to fight,
Because when you have a brighter mind,
It will be easier for us to think in kind.
With each year you live your thinking grows stronger,
And that’s why I wish you’ll live a whole lot longer.

that was for cathy lol jks just to all of you and me, not C in partic.

here are some funny quotes: (p.s.s did not write any of the poems or quotes)

quotes:
So many candles
So little cake

how soon till I've caught up with you then mom?

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

"Mum, what will I be when I grow up?" mother: "Don't be silly, you're a bloke! You'll never grow up!"

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."


Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.


hope you enjoyed that! and thank you all for the lovely presents I have yet to recieve:D:D:D lol

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